Another TV Show Idea! (Disclaimer: If you’ve ever been out drinking with me you’re bound to have heard this one)

New TV show idea – “Wheels of Justice” – set in the not-to-distant future, a big fuck-off truck with a big-ass trailer (like what they had in Knight Rider) travels round the lawless towns of a renegade America in a world gone bad. Inside – a mobile courtroom! Week by week our heroes bring law to the lawless and hope to the hopeless, as they serve as Judge and Jury bringing their own brand of mobile justice – on wheels of steel!

The title sequence will have shots of the truck travelling down dusty dusky highways while a cool voiceover goes on in the background, cut with funny outtakes of the various characters (Judge Wilford Justice, Baliff Mutant Monkey, Chief Prosecutor Carmen Sexington, Investigative Special Marshall Jaguar Jones etc.). (Basically like the Knight Rider title sequence, but with a truck, mixed with the A-Team title sequence, but with an old man with a mustache, a monkey in a baliff suit, a sexy lady in a legal suit, and a cool black guy in a black polo neck with a black beret.)